Bespoke Monitor Stand

I’m using two reams of paper to hold my monitor at the right height. These reams are totally functional. However, I’m trying to learn to make passable hand-cut dovetail joints and I had material from an old keyboard tray that does not fit with my office’s new furniture.

As a tangent, before starting this project I rebuilt the woodworking bench my grandfather gave me before he died. I think he would agree it was an expedient bench, and not an excellent bench. I’m glad to improve it. He made the bench top from unsanded 2×12 inch pine planks, with only moderate knots but with pretty awful warping.

I made my new bench top from his old one. I reground, honed, and lapped the blades, and squared the soles of the two jack planes I inherited. Then I planed out the cup, twist, and bow from the top surface. I planed the bottom surface to a lesser degree, but enough for the bench top to sit true.

I epoxied the handle back together on my inherited Bailey No. 7 jointer plane, reground the blade, honed the blade, and reground the chip breaker. Then I clamped the boards face-to-face, and squared the edges. I glued and clamped the top together, making it effectively a single solid piece of wood that was flatter and stiffer than it even had been.

It was connecting to use the hand planes I inherited, sharpened, lapped, and repaired the handles. More connection to square a benchtop I also inherited. I feel good that somewhere in the roughly 40 gallons of wood shavings (no exaggeration), are dents and oil stains my father made as a boy. And now my daughter and son are leaving dings in the new surface, and I feel good about that too.


I made bench dogs using oak dowel and springy stainless I repurposed from an old windshield wiper blade. The work great and cost about 25 cents a piece. Funny that I seriously considered buying brass ones at over $10 each until I learned how easy these are to make.


This post, though, is not really about the bench. The working bench was a nice foundation on which to build…a bespoke dovetail monitor stand.

Hand cut dovetails are not intellectually challenging. You can learn the concepts of how to do it with a few hours browsing tutorials. You need a good saw, but I made do with a mediocre one. You need to have a set of chisels and they need to be sharp. So, in a few hours you know how to make handcut dovetails. Trouble is, you can lean how to play piano the same way.

The guys who cut these in four seconds flat while whistling are like Rachmaninoff, only they’re dustier than he was when he did his work. I’m working up to Peanuts’ Schroeder.


It is made from an oak veneer birch plywood, but not multiply. The dovetails are cut at 14 degrees, as clearly indicated by Veritas’s sales literature for dovetail marking guides. The effect of the dovetails with sheet goods is rather cool. It makes the wood look hinged on the ends. It is pretty strong too, though I wouldn’t want a child to stand on the top.


The better fitting parts, like the example above, are really pretty good. Over the length of the joint there are places that gap a little. The thin oak veneer flaked off at the joints in some cases, and so the structural gaps are actually smaller than the surface gaps.



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